LifeIsAllAboutSex

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

MY MINI WORLD CUP


In a few days time the world cup fiesta will be coming to an end soon. What a boring shit match it will be. FRANCE VS ITALY… French balls licker playing against the Italian blow jobs. Sounds weird… But the media should really consider that statement to hype up the match. Cause I really think no ones give a shit about this match except the punters. Well I made about 700 hundred barks in the first week. Wowooo… I am a genius. Every match that I bought some how or rather turns out the way I want it to be But …….Men always being the greedy ass shit want to win more money, so guess what? I lose all my money within the next few days.. What the Fark man…. I thought I could use my winnings to donate to charity and stuff …. Guess things didn’t turn out the way I wanted it to be… (I m still losing $$$$) Stupid Portuguese egg tarts cant even win the French balls licker.

Talking about world cup, when every time a player scores a goal , he will scream, run , perform somersault and some weird dance to celebrate their goal. You people who dun really understand soccer will think that “ Why so farking dramatic” stupid right ? NO NO you are wrong. From a personal note, the feeling is so shiok… Like some says its better than multiple orgasm. (That I wont know. Cos only gals have that luxury, and I am a Virgin).

Back in my secondary school days, we took part in the inter class soccer tournament. I was playing as a defender or mid fielder. Our team was considered as one of the strongest , cause we have lots of malay players. In Singapore as long as your team have some malays, they are look upon as imported brazilian players. We were playing against an average team from the other class. The match was coming to and end soon, but yet the score was 0-0, we couldn’t break down the opposition stubborn defense. We were then awarded a corner kick in the very last minute. I was standing somewhere in the middle of the field, and I happen to be the last player in my own half. The corner kick was taken, the ball was then headed away and the ball was rolling towards me. I could hear my team mates shouting at me to kick the ball up to them. I didn’t know at the moment what was I thinking , but I just wack the ball with all my might and the ball flew high and some how it just ended up in the net.

I have just scored a spectacular long range shot goal. Suddenly everyone in my team ran towards me and hug and kiss me. I felt so great loh… I felt so important in that match. I guess if I were in the world cup… I would have be treated like a god for that goal…. Signz…….. ROY was the name behind my jersey.

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